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piesmeagol:

gforcejedi:

hannibalthecanibal:

captainofthemoon:

hiddle-batched:

This is the first time I’ve ever seen an archer in a film run out of arrows or collect used arrows to reuse later.

Accuracy: You’re doing it right.

accuracy? this is a movie about a small band of fantabulous people with random superpowers who defeat an alien invasion led by a guy with golden goat horns and you’re worried about accuracy?

firstly: tony, nat, and clint do not have superpowers, they rely on their skills to survive

secondly: thor is not human, other than the use of his hammer, he is relying on the natural strength and fighting abilities of his people

thirdly: bruce and steve were both perfectly ordinary until science got involved

lastly: what supervillain doesn’t have at least one questionable fashion decision?

accuracy matters

i’m gonna cry omg

(via not-your-average-avenger)

(Source: skypestripper, via dr-bowties)

toms3dhuckfest:

pau1y:

what if 911 called you

in soviet russia it does

twlboaj:

eva-420:

please stop reblogging this post

gno

(via expellitardis)

johndoomedbutlovingitegbert:

pikanan:

florawrsaurus:

adamspong:

florawrsaurus:

science side of tumblr? explain?

levitate egg sackiatoo

yeah okay thanks hp fandom

the burning candle uses up all the oxygen in the bottle, which creates and a vacuum, and the resulting suction makes the egg go nyooom.

Thank you science side

(via shaxaphone)

thenames-hiccup:

yo mama jokes don’t work very well here

(via clalurm)

getoffmybloghoe:

when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just image

(via gaygendered)

mothergothell:

recoveringheroinaddict:

People who understand you have a busy life and will patiently wait for replies (◕‿◕✿)

People who understand you’re a lazy ass piece of shit and will patiently wait for replies (◕‿◕✿)

People who give a shit enough to reply promptly or let me know your busy so i can expect your delays without thinking you hate me *that face thing idk how to make*

(Source: recoveringheroinaddic-t, via clalurm)

dancys:

@marvel Flattery will get you nowhere! Probably. Maybe. *looks the other way* 

(via ncvak)

me n my seahorse gf

shoutoutfromsweden:

me: r u pregnant?

gf: no, r u????

(via shaxaphone)

(Source: creeeee, via shaxaphone)

“What a fucking nerd”

Me talking about someone I love (via cowprince)

(via gaygendered)

doctorsafraid:

reblog if you post any of the following (I will check your blog out)
doctor who
game of thrones
sherlock
marvel
hannibal

deadlydinos:

When straight men are like “but if I share a locker room with a gay guy he might look at me!”

Okay leaving aside the fact that gay doesn’t mean attracted to you

And gay doesn’t mean “lacking in any sort of human decency or inability to prevent staring”

DOES THE THOUGHT OF SOMEONE LOOKING AT YOU IN A SEXUAL WAY, EVEN THOUGH YOU’RE NOT TRYING TO BE SEXUAL, MAKE YOU SLIGHTLY UNCOMFORTABLE MY STRAIGHT MALE FRIEND?

DOES IT

DOES

IT

(via askgeorgebush)

stephenhawqueen:

"kids arent being social now a days because of those brain washing phones" what the fuck do you think we’re doing with the phones. do you think we just stare at the number pad. do you think twitter is just a one way text from a robot bird.

(via the-pietriarchy)