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The Widow costume is probably the most comfortable of the superhero suits because it doesn’t require a built-in air conditioning unit, like Hemsworth’s does. I don’t have under-armor. I don’t have a huge leather cape, headdress, whatever. It’s pretty straightforward. It’s kind of like a wet suit actually: sort of this one piece. And I’m always amazed when it goes on and zips up. I’m like, “Wow, it’s on.”

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needlesslydefiantwithtea:

bloodycrumpets:

BRITISH BRITISH BRITISH BRITISH  BRITISH canada eh BRITISH BRITISH

omg canada YOU DON’T EVEN GO HERE

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alluviom:

sometimes I feel guilty for skipping songs on my phone like I’m sorry song I love you I’m just not in the mood for you I’ll come back later though.

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ruinedchildhood:

Bikini Bottom just got real..

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deepthroatmom:

this the rawest shit i ever seen in my life

(Source: al-grave, via funny-text-posts)

angry90slesbian:

I tried to make a video for a friend and forgot my mother was in the room

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chickenuqqet:

when a little kids telling you a story but you can’t understand them

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imjustonekid:

psychoholic:

buster, you’re 8 years old. stop having an existential crisis.

You’d have one too if you were 8 for 14 seasons.

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iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Slippery dick is of least concern

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ota-con:

theladylillibet:

snapchatting:

in 11th grade art we had to make mythical creatures with clay but i didn’t want to do that so i made a log and added a lil worm friend on top of it but my teacher got mad and said i had to make it mythical so i added a horn to it and made it a uniworm

this is why art classes in schools suck. That is a bloody amazing log. look at the texture, the colour. The worm is incredible and the teacher is unhappy because it was supposed to be mythical? Who the fuck cares? will the teacher have their pay docked if a student makes a logworm instead of a basilisk???

This furthers the argument that school is about following instructions, not learning. That really is a great sculpture, by the way.

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gaygendered:

Sky and i just fought for fifteen minutes about whether we are buying a bouncy castle or not 

(We are)

x0arielle:

It’s that time of year again.

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vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

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