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lgbtqblogs:

Two brides have become two of the most kickass women in the world by marrying to protest against homophobia in Russia.

Alina Davis, a 23-year-old trans woman, and Allison Brooks, her 19-year-old partner, donned matching white floor-length bridal gowns and married at a civil registry office earlier this month.

As Davis is still legally regarded as male, the office had no choice but to hand them a marriage certificate.

The couple said officials chided them, and appeared to be violent.

‘She called us the shame of the family and said we need medical treatment … I was afraid my pussycat [an affectionate pet name in Russian] would beat the fuck out of her,’ Davis said on her VK page.

But the couple were allowed to sign the papers, meaning a gay couple in Russia are legally recognized as married – even if it’s through a loophole.
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‘This is an important precedent for Russia,’ Davis said.

Russia banned same-sex marriage and outlawed ‘gay propaganda’ in 2013.

- See more at: http://www.gaystarnews.com/article/russian-gay-couple-marries-most-fierce-way-possible-through-loophole210814#sthash.kpKalSrr.dpuf

(via not-your-average-avenger)

“Stop choking. Either die or get over it.”

“Yeah, my cat’s name is Wacka Flocka James.”

“Quit being ugly in the hallway.”

“You are not certified to operate on that banana.”

“So he wanted to cuddle, and I said, ‘nah, man. I’m not gay.’ Then he blew me.”

“Since yesterday I’m an 18 year old man, and I done went and bought me a pack of cigarettes and a dildo just because I’m legal!”

heteroh:

if i post a selfie will all of you suddenly become fake again

idontneedsavin:

yall make gifs from live tv faster than i can get off my couch

(Source: heyauryn, via shaxaphone)

canadianprimeminister:

gps: *says something*
everyone in car: *mocks gps pronunciation*

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Real talk

courtnation:

kissnecks:

boredandmoist:

This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.

Today, I just got the keys to my first house.

Give it time.

every time I see this, I reblog it.

Hope happens.

(via ironmanavengeme)

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

(via unimpressedcats)