When your wife catches you blowing a dude on a boat off a Florida nude beach, the correct response is to immediately apologize, and, once the situation has cooled, have a frank, open conversation about sexuality. Not recommended: throwing her off of the back of your jet ski and leaving her for dead.
O’ Florida, your headlines never cease to amaze me
Attention park goers: please stop feeding the ducks enriched bread, they are becoming too powerful & are picking fights with the dogs in the park
Winternet is coming
pretty sure i’ve rebageled this 20 times already but it’s just so good
Did you just say rebagled?
this is actually one of my favorite things